im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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