Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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