Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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