my soul wont recognize me after tonight
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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