No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
operation harelip BJ is a go
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He shit in the fireplace
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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