idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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