what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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