everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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