i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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