yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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