Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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