Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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