I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
handjob tips. give me some.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
vagina is talking i cant
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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