They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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