yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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