Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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