doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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