And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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