walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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