i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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