One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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