YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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