David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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