right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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