1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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