If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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