Tell her she can't have a vagina
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
