I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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