nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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