Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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