yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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