Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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