Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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