He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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