They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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