i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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