'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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