I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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