Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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