It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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