Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Sorry about my life...
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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