her vagine was all disorganized.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize