Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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