She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I wish there were birth control emojis
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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