what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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