someone get that fucking seahorse.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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