how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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