Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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