Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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