Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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