As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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