We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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