We got so high we made milksteak
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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