note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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