I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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